Does anyone actually know what you have to do when people are singing happy birthday to you.

(Source: livenights)

frankful:

[slams my face against ur window] do yOU WANNA TALK ABOUT PATRICK STUmP

jephyhoward:

i just learned that frank introduced the last song in his leathermouth set as sunsets over monroeville here comes the pain

I want Hillary Clinton to be president 

funasshi:

spunkydragonwithdeadlylegs:

funasshi:

townsvillain:

preshiram:

why do some women masturbate with vegetables. are you really that desperate 

if i had a hole like that i’d stick anything i could in there, shit i’d probably keep my house keys in there

i would put my keys in there if my vagina wasnt tighter than a black hole

i dont think you meant a black hole because that implies that your vagina is a maw from which not even light can escape

i know what i said