Alternate Album Covers: Too Weird To Live, Too Rare To Die!
some authors could really use a “plot twist limit” or a “you’ve killed too many characters already” notification you know
a moment of silence for the english teachers that have to read angsty 13 year old creative writing
taking a nap is always so risky like when will I wake up? in thirty minutes? in 3 hours? in 9 years?? no one can be sure
It amazes me that I can accurately type at top speed without looking at my keyboard but still pour water down my shirt ‘cause I missed my mouth in general.